why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
my problem is I like doing typically childish things, but my mind is more mature than the minds of my peers. it’s so annoying!
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We Aren’t Replacing Sterek; We’re Leaving a Shitty Show for a Better One: the novel
Today I saw a subtweet which made an attack against a Sterek shipper who had pointed out that a lot of TW fans were switching to watching ITF. The attacking party said basically that ‘Oh my, it appears that Sterek really can just be replaced with another slash couple!’
I thought I was going to leave it alone, but you know what? No. Fuck you.
Do you know WHY Teen Wolf fans, and Sterek fans in particular, are switching to In The Flesh? Because it’s a better fucking show. I’m gonna tell you a thing, and you can sit there and listen to it like we did with you.
I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted
setting Rose loose
Anonyme asked: what the hell happened to danny???
Holland said at Wolfsbane 2 that he wouldn’t be in s4 because Jeff decided there wasn’t anything left for Danny in Beacon Hills….so….I guess he moved away?
Who the fuck knows
dropping a reveal like “danny has known about werewolves from the beginning” and then removing that character from the show completely is just fucking stupid
dude i want there to be knotting etiquette in werewolf culture
like, I want consent to be a huge thing, because if you knot someone without them okaying it first a) you’re a bad person b) you clearly lack control over your own body, for shame, it’s not even the full moon why are you not in better control of your shift, c) you’re probably causing them a decent amount of pain, since they weren’t prepared d) even if you’re a selfish dick who only cares about yourself and not your partner, you are now stuck for an indeterminate amount of time to someone who’s pissed off at you and in striking distance
you know, not that there aren’t corners of the culture that do things differently - like, a combination of rape culture creeping in from humans society, and more insular parts of werewolf culture where you only date other werewolves and they know it’s a thing and it could be sort of expected? like how PIV sex is expected to be the basic heterosexual sex interaction? “sex means i get to put my dick in you, aka my knot in you” bullshit
but derek hale was raised right, and raised in a family with humans in it, and raised in a community with humans who were not in the know, and he would never ever surprise knot you: if he hadn’t managed to use his grown-up words and talk about it before the sexytimes, he’d pull out apologizing profusely before he’d ever, ever let his knot swell up in you without explaining first and having you onboard, even if that means totally derailing the sex you were having because he’s too close to keep himself from knotting on the sheets
like that was drilled into his brain good, you never, ever make your partner take your knot without getting their agreement
sure, stiles says, it’s just common courtesy, like how when you’re getting a blowjob you warn the other person before you come so they can pull off if they don’t want it down their throat
derek feels that this does not quite capture the importance of the knotting thing. common courtesy does not cover the breadth of his conviction on this issue
surprise knotting: it’s an asshole move. no decent werewolf would ever.
Yes yes yes good, yes, important, Derek Hale, Werewolf Rights Activist and Safer Sex Educator feels VERY STRONGLY about this, but I need to know how the conversation CAME UP between them.
Like, are Derek and Stiles sitting outside in the parking lot, waiting for Scott to come out of the bank, when Stiles tells Derek why he broke up with that kid he was seeing from a neighboring pack. He was kind of a douchebro, wore a puka shell bracelet ALL THE TIME, made fun of Stiles for having hangovers instead of just fucking getting him some advil, and oh yeah, he constantly was doing the “whoops, guess my knot is already in” thing.
It annoyed Stiles, and he told the dude off for it, but nothing matches Derek’s level of outrage.
"He—how dare—He knows better," Derek hisses. "I’m gonna fucking rip his dick off."
Stiles laughs, because it wasn’t—it’s not that serious to him, but it is to Derek, because Stiles doesn’t understand what an insult, how rude, what the fuck.
The next Pacific Northwest Werewolf Symposium, Derek gets reeeeeeal frosty at this kid, just straightup murder eyes all over the place.