hoax1918:

I DID IT…PROFESSOR HALE…hahaAND…

hoax1918:

I DID IT…
PROFESSOR HALE…haha

AND…




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prettiestalpha:

Derek: Send To Danny Mahealani

Stiles: Send To Danny Mahealani

Oh. Oh dear.

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asker

Anonyme asked: Have you ever seen that video of the guy havinf surgery then meeting his wife/girlfriend again while on drugs and just starts saying things like "you married me??? Im so lucky wow youre so beautiful" i love it so much. can you write a sterek like that where stiles has surgery and is just complimenting derek while on the drugs omg?? thank you ily

felicitysmock:

Derek leans forward as Stiles’ eyes flutter open, touches his hand carefully. 

"Stiles?"

Stiles scrunches his face up, squints at him groggily, “Who’re you?”

"I’m Derek," he says hesitantly, reminding himself the doctor did say this could happen. It’s not long term. It’s not a terrible spell gone wrong. Derek will be remembered by the most important person in his life eventually. He swallows hard, tries not to panic. "I’m your husband."

Stiles’ eyes go wide, “You’re what— you’re my— you?

Derek tamps down on the flash of hurt, “Yeah, I’m sor—”

"Holy bananas, how’d I— how’d I get you to marry me? You’re so beautiful.”

Derek laughs, “So’re you.”

"Yeah, but," Stiles points weakly at Derek’s mouth, "Look at’your teeth, oh my god, how do they even— s’cute. Am I— Are you sure?”

"Pretty sure," Derek promises, squeezes his hand, "There was a ceremony and everything."

"What?" Stiles sits up a little, blinks wildly, "Did we really— I mean— really?"

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maleficent-is-my-godmother:

rlyhightbh:

lukesarmpit:

camerondallas:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

Amazing

Oh my god this is perfect

wow omg

I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME

I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…

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ArtistNeeds Headphones

I fully know this is dangerous
But I’ve never been too good at control

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avatarparallels:

Voice Actors and Actresses from Avatar The Last Airbender who came back with new characters in The Legend of Korra.

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indecentdrawer:

who said stiles wasn’t a lot of derek’s first something? but it doesn’t matter because they’re a lot of each other’s last

queensarrow:

'We saw Felicity going out on a date with Oliver, which made everyone's hearts flutter. I can assume everything goes perfect on the date too, right?' (x)

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Inspired by this post x

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asker

Anonyme asked: meeting in a flower shop?

officerstilinskihale:

enjoy!

~o~

"Now, see there’s actually a system associated with this," the young brunette man was saying, waving his hand around the room at large, his eyes widening in surprised pleasure when his gaze landed on Derek. "Oh, look! He can help us," he said before dragging the beautiful, curly-haired girl over to Derek. "Hi!"

Derek raised an eyebrow.

"Ooookay, you do work here right?" Stiles asked, squinting at Derek’s hat and wrinkling his nose at the red stitching "Flower Hale-ven" in a flowery script across the top.

"No, I like to wear the company hat and uniform in my free time," Derek rolled his eyes.

The girl tugged on the guy’s arm. “Maybe we should go somewhere else, Stiles. I don’t have to get Lydia flowers.”

"Lydia would love flowers though,” the guy, Stiles, protested, before turning on his heel to narrow his eyes at Derek. “Just because Derek here is a grumpy butt doesn’t mean we can’t ask someone else for help. Dad says Laura’s pretty nice, and she’s usually here at the shop helping out when she’s not working at the station.”

Derek paled.

"I’ll help you out!" he blurted, surprising the duo to step back in horror. "I mean," he cleared his throat, the tips of his ears burning. "I’m sorry, I’ll help you out. What were you two looking for?"

Stiles stared at him for a long moment, before a slow smile spread across his face. “Well, okay, basically, Allison’s been going through a rough patch with her girlfriend because she’s just been so busy lately and-“

"And I want to say I miss her," Allison finished, looking earnestly up at Derek. "I miss her," she said quietly, and Derek felt an ache in his chest because he wanted to be close enough to someone to even fathom buying them flowers because he missed them.

"Well, we have this bouquet,” Derek gestured towards one of the brighter ones. “It’s one of my favorites,” he explained, thumbing dew off one of the petals. “It has orange and hot pink zinnias, partnered up with blue salvias, which represent that you’re thinking of them, and here,” Derek waved at the cluster of hydrangeas, “these represent remembrance, and the orange spray roses represent love and round out the whole arrangement.”

He turned back to the duo, flushing when he noticed Stiles studying him carefully. He shifted his gaze to Allison, who was staring at the arrangement thoughtfully.

"I like it," she said finally, her bright smile revealing dimples on both her cheeks. "I’ll take one of those thanks."

"Sure," Derek said with a small smile, nodding at the counter. "I’ll grab a fresh one from the back and be right out."

Allison left him a good tip, and kissed Stiles on the cheek when Derek came back with the flowers, leaving with a parting goodbye, Derek watching her leave with a small smile on his face.

"So, flowers, huh?" Stiles asked, startling Derek into whipping around to face him. He was leaning against the counter and studying the photographs of exotic flora on the wall, and Derek had never seen a more appealing sight. "That’s a pretty awesome business to be in."

"It has its perks," Derek managed, surprised at how steady his voice came out.

"I’ll bet," Stiles murmured, turning to meet Derek’s gaze. "I’ll take thirteen roses, please."

Derek nodded quietly, heading into the back room to grab a fresh set and ignoring his blushing cheeks.

When he walked out, Stiles was nowhere to be found, but there was a bill for the flowers and a card sitting innocuously on the counter top. Derek flipped it over, suspicious, and couldn’t help the snort that left his mouth.

Don’t be such a grumpy butt next time.
Love, your secret admirer xxx
P.S. I hope you don’t mind I’m getting your number from Laura next time I see her.

Laura was going to give him so much shit when she got home.

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buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

A new study shows that people who care about others taking “too many” selfies are buttholes.

unskinny:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

A new study shows that people who care about others taking “too many” selfies are buttholes.

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For All Those Confused About Sims 2 for Free

simsgonewrong:

  1. FOR WINDOWS USERS ONLY 
  2. The File is 13GB (roughly) and is EVERY Expansion and Stuff Pack made for »the Sims 2«
  3. This is only available through the month of July i believe, so act fast! [need source]

Step One: Log into your Origin Client [If you don’t have one, make one and download/install origin]

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Step Two: Go to the “My Games Tab” of the origin client

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Step Three: Up top, click “Origin” and click “Add Game” and a “Redeem Product Code” choice will come up, click that

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Step Four: Enter I-LOVE-THE-SIMS < with dashes

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Step Five: Click Next and Install the Sims 2! After the 13gb file is complete, you will have the Ultimate Sims 2 Collection for free! Thanks EA! 

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carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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littlecofiegirl:

(The picture Tyler is talking about here.)
And here it is the only image I have of the Drawing with Grandpa Derek in the rocking chair reading LittleRedWolf to his grandchildren. But it has Mr. Hoechlin on it so I’m happy! (He is the most loveliest and sweetest guy ever omg) :DDDDDDDDDDD
The con was a blast and omg I will talk about it more later as now I have to run but I promised to upload this so here you go guys! :D
I’m still overwhelmed with feels so.. ugh I’m gonna stop talking now before I make a mess of my tumblr.   ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ( /°u°)/ *runs off*
(special thanks and hugz to uranchan whom I went to the con with, love you!)

littlecofiegirl:

(The picture Tyler is talking about here.)

And here it is the only image I have of the Drawing with Grandpa Derek in the rocking chair reading LittleRedWolf to his grandchildren. But it has Mr. Hoechlin on it so I’m happy! (He is the most loveliest and sweetest guy ever omg) :DDDDDDDDDDD

The con was a blast and omg I will talk about it more later as now I have to run but I promised to upload this so here you go guys! :D

I’m still overwhelmed with feels so.. ugh I’m gonna stop talking now before I make a mess of my tumblr.   ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ( /°u°)/ *runs off*

(special thanks and hugz to uranchan whom I went to the con with, love you!)

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